| Timestamp | Sender | Message |
| 2024-07-05 20:23 | Himself | lol |
| 2024-07-05 20:23 | Himself | yeah |
| 2024-07-05 20:22 | Blaset | you mean bld? |
| 2024-07-05 20:22 | Himself | so they can't prestige ign? |
| 2024-07-05 20:22 | Blaset | slightly more than dwarf |
| 2024-07-05 20:22 | Blaset | ignatuar have a small racial damage modifier |
| 2024-07-05 20:21 | Keru | yes, but theirs is called a damn mod |
| 2024-07-05 20:21 | Corax | I don't feel like they do |
| 2024-07-05 20:21 | Himself | do ign have a dam mod? |
| 2024-07-05 20:20 | Corax | they're marginally okay but not that good |
| 2024-07-05 20:20 | Blaset | they're not awful, especially for fire spells |
| 2024-07-05 20:20 | Himself | are ign good spell casters? |
| 2024-07-05 20:19 | Corax | speaking of funky breath |
| 2024-07-05 20:18 | Moshington | I can corroborate Corax wanting the funky breath |
| 2024-07-05 20:18 | Corax | my car's ac slaps heavily with brisk rage |
| 2024-07-05 20:18 | Corax | nah |
| 2024-07-05 20:18 | Keru | lol |
| 2024-07-05 20:18 | Keru | so your left side was roasting while the right side was cold |
| 2024-07-05 20:18 | Corax | so I smoked with the windows down and the AC on instead |
| 2024-07-05 20:18 | Keru | amen, which is why i didnt leave my housr |
| 2024-07-05 20:18 | Corax | today was too hot to put the top down in the mustang |
| 2024-07-05 20:18 | Himself | make that funky breath really funky |
| 2024-07-05 20:18 | Keru | dont tempt him, itll be top down cigar weather |
| 2024-07-05 20:17 | Himself | ok, have a smoke and drink a coffee :p |
| 2024-07-05 20:17 | Keru | you would |
| 2024-07-05 20:17 | Corax | no don't do that I like that FUNKY breath |
| 2024-07-05 20:17 | Himself | don't forget to brush your teeth |
| 2024-07-05 20:17 | Corax | that's all you gotta do |
| 2024-07-05 20:17 | Corax | recall set at statue, die, recall, get all corpse, wear all, sanc, d, w, tell yorrick div5x3, tell flutter full, config +savespell, tel eiri invig |
| 2024-07-05 20:16 | Corax | it'll take 30s |
| 2024-07-05 20:16 | Corax | just go die and get respelled and come back |
| 2024-07-05 20:16 | Prancer | dont eait onmme |
| 2024-07-05 20:16 | Prancer | 13 ticks |
| 2024-07-05 20:08 | Corona | beckon eha sanc d w |
| 2024-07-05 19:21 | Defiled | beckon 2e, preaching |
| 2024-07-05 19:19 | Defiled | beckon lord, 2e |
| 2024-07-05 19:18 | Emperor | good job |
| 2024-07-05 19:18 | Valek | of the Onyx Bastion! |
| 2024-07-05 19:18 | Valek | *gasp* Potent got some potent boots! |
| 2024-07-05 18:36 | Defiled | preaching 2e, beckon |
| 2024-07-05 18:34 | Defiled | beckon lord, 2e |
| 2024-07-05 18:32 | Defiled | beckon 2e, lord |
| 2024-07-05 17:29 | Abadon | im calling the police on the entire mud |
| 2024-07-05 17:13 | Gobblegork | yah for sure. he was too excited about remorting |
| 2024-07-05 17:13 | Emperor | poorly |
| 2024-07-05 17:13 | Emperor | I'm working on it |
| 2024-07-05 17:13 | Gastub | hey why :P |
| 2024-07-05 17:13 | Eglarion | can you kill gastub for me a couple of times? |
| 2024-07-05 17:13 | Net | mbappe on the bench.. |
| 2024-07-05 16:54 | Echin | but everyone is following net |
| 2024-07-05 16:54 | Pony | levels to gain |
| 2024-07-05 16:54 | Pony | people have insigs to get |
| 2024-07-05 16:54 | Pony | where are these egl law/chaos runs |
| 2024-07-05 16:52 | Sylas | eh? |
| 2024-07-05 16:52 | Gastub | lol net :P |
| 2024-07-05 16:52 | Net | look at ronaldo smiling, trying to change the image of a crying boy |
| 2024-07-05 16:52 | Ryoki | Not ill, just not at work |
| 2024-07-05 16:51 | Sylas | are you ill, mandel? |
| 2024-07-05 16:51 | Abadon | need ta remort |
| 2024-07-05 16:51 | Abadon | more!!! |
| 2024-07-05 16:51 | Ryoki | hmmmm? |
| 2024-07-05 16:34 | Ryoki | rather well for a change *duck* |
| 2024-07-05 16:07 | Ryoki | bring whatever |
| 2024-07-05 16:07 | Ryoki | exp |
| 2024-07-05 16:07 | Meliora | what flavour? |
| 2024-07-05 16:07 | Ryoki | anyone else coming for lord? |
| 2024-07-05 16:05 | Ryoki | beckon lord healer |
| 2024-07-05 16:04 | Abadon | demonos |
| 2024-07-05 15:56 | Corax | you lead hero you can lead lord |
| 2024-07-05 15:56 | Abadon | nah ill just wait till lord group |
| 2024-07-05 15:56 | Corax | sounds plausible |
| 2024-07-05 15:55 | Below | that's what I heard |
| 2024-07-05 15:55 | Abadon | lol |
| 2024-07-05 15:55 | Blaset | soooo follow abadon for lord exp? |
| 2024-07-05 15:55 | Below | he's on the lord path of: "get in, and then get out" |
| 2024-07-05 15:55 | Corax | oh ok |
| 2024-07-05 15:54 | Mepharic | he needs 25 levels :P |
| 2024-07-05 15:54 | Corax | shoulda waited until 500 you would have had more mana |
| 2024-07-05 15:24 | Lupee | *prosecutor |
| 2024-07-05 15:24 | Lupee | a buddy was a assist-prosector for a county right out of law school. dude gets up for plea, judge asks, "mr so-and-so, on the charge of attempted murder, how do you plead?" dude goes, "ATTEMPTED?! WHAT?! HE LIVED?!?!" pub-def is like "SHUT UP SHUT UP!" and covers the mike. damage already done... |
| 2024-07-05 15:22 | Blaset | same number, different efficiency. |
| 2024-07-05 15:22 | Blaset | heh lup |
| 2024-07-05 15:22 | Corax | yet somehow you have below the average number of brain |
| 2024-07-05 15:22 | Blaset | I'm saying that for pretty much any body part, most people have above the average number of them |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Lupee | it's like the courtroom story: def: "how can you be so sure the vicim was dead if you didn't perform any tests?! couldn't he have still been alive?!" coroner-witness: "b/c his brain was in a jar on my desk, but sure, I guess he could have been prac'ing law somewhere..." |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Corax | sorry I pulled a mandel and didn't read properly |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Corax | oh |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Corax | I stand by that, I guarantee it |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Blaset | that's the crux of my argument! |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Corax | no because you could say noses but I bet there's more people with no nose than 2 noses |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Blaset | except human tails. |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Blaset | regardless of 'standard' part count |
| 2024-07-05 15:20 | Blaset | so, I'll put money on the average person exceeding the average number for any body part |
| 2024-07-05 15:20 | Lupee | ah ok.. true. there are some folks that have no tongue I suppose |
| 2024-07-05 15:20 | Blaset | sorry |
| 2024-07-05 15:20 | Blaset | < 1 |
| 2024-07-05 15:19 | Blaset | right, so what I'm saying Lupee is that the average number of tongues is almost certainly > 1 |
| 2024-07-05 15:19 | Lupee | it's still the same tongue, just bifricated |
| 2024-07-05 15:19 | Blaset | I'm just making some educated guesses. |
| 2024-07-05 15:19 | Corax | how do you know all of this |