| Timestamp | Sender | Message |
| 2024-07-11 17:48 | Widepants | 124 blades of grass? |
| 2024-07-11 17:48 | Sumone | i charge 124 an hour |
| 2024-07-11 17:48 | Widepants | burning man is!... |
| 2024-07-11 17:48 | Jonnan | nothing is worth heat stroke |
| 2024-07-11 17:47 | Blaset | is satisfaction worth heat stroke? |
| 2024-07-11 17:47 | Widepants | i think you could just pay sumone with grass clipping to help |
| 2024-07-11 17:47 | Sumone | but i pay a yard mantainence |
| 2024-07-11 17:47 | Skojare | oh, yeah... was that an offer Sumone? Come on down and mow my lawn! |
| 2024-07-11 17:47 | Jonnan | im really good at paying people to do all that for me :D |
| 2024-07-11 17:47 | Sumone | i do my brakes n oil n light car wrecking |
| 2024-07-11 17:47 | Alrin | pay* |
| 2024-07-11 17:47 | Skojare | but then I wouldn't get the satisfaction of doing it myself. I also change my own brakes and my own oil |
| 2024-07-11 17:47 | Alrin | Yeah, may Sumone to do your yard work |
| 2024-07-11 17:46 | Sumone | thats why u pay someone to do it |
| 2024-07-11 17:46 | Skojare | mow the lawn, trim some trees, etc... was good to get it done, but I was not feeling so good after 3 hours of it |
| 2024-07-11 17:46 | Sumone | i live in the devils kitchen |
| 2024-07-11 17:45 | Mirator | where you all live like arizona? or some desert state? |
| 2024-07-11 17:45 | Skojare | yeah, my shirt couldn't have been more soaked if I had dunked it in a sink of water |
| 2024-07-11 17:45 | Ohaider | cactii? |
| 2024-07-11 17:45 | Blaset | You have things that are still green in 111 heat? |
| 2024-07-11 17:45 | Skojare | trash pickup was this morning, wanted to get the green waste out |
| 2024-07-11 17:45 | Widepants | must of cleaned the pores at least! |
| 2024-07-11 17:45 | Sumone | ^ |
| 2024-07-11 17:45 | Byki | sadists |
| 2024-07-11 17:44 | Carpe | lol skojare who does that |
| 2024-07-11 17:44 | Sumone | not going to widepants parties |
| 2024-07-11 17:44 | Byki | if youve seen him, hes melted. |
| 2024-07-11 17:44 | Skojare | I did 3 hours of yardwork yesterday in 111... that was a mistake |
| 2024-07-11 17:44 | Sumone | uh huh |
| 2024-07-11 17:44 | Widepants | not that i would know from personal experience |
| 2024-07-11 17:44 | Byki | WidePants speaks from experience |
| 2024-07-11 17:44 | Widepants | takes 300-400 degrees to melt human skin |
| 2024-07-11 17:44 | Sumone | yeah last sat was wild |
| 2024-07-11 17:44 | Skojare | hit 115 last Saturday |
| 2024-07-11 17:43 | Carpe | omg it has been 82 outside at night.. im so glad to be moving to where it is 72 a few miles up the hill |
| 2024-07-11 17:43 | Sumone | too hot fingers melted |
| 2024-07-11 17:43 | Eglarion | perfect time for you to lead an eha |
| 2024-07-11 17:43 | Sumone | its 106 outside |
| 2024-07-11 16:53 | Mirator | full |
| 2024-07-11 16:53 | Mirator | beckon 1 more XP |
| 2024-07-11 16:51 | Abelian | and not a goblin arc! |
| 2024-07-11 16:51 | Mirator | beckon hero XP |
| 2024-07-11 16:51 | Abelian | i would bring an archer |
| 2024-07-11 16:50 | Mirator | any interest in hero XP? |
| 2024-07-11 15:30 | Pumice | it will be handy on my alleg storage alts |
| 2024-07-11 15:30 | Eglarion | if you feel like you should be able to carry less qp tokens, I can help |
| 2024-07-11 15:30 | Alrin | shhhhh, accept the additional space for the things you hoard... |
| 2024-07-11 15:29 | Pumice | wow, i can carry up to 1200 lbs now. that seems a bit extreme |
| 2024-07-11 13:49 | Sumone | u welcome |
| 2024-07-11 13:49 | Deadeye | nvm got it fixed |
| 2024-07-11 13:49 | Sumone | make that 2 |
| 2024-07-11 13:49 | Sumone | i can lend u 1 gold if thats what u need |
| 2024-07-11 13:48 | Deadeye | iso imm assistance pls |
| 2024-07-11 13:08 | Isfet | nada |
| 2024-07-11 13:05 | Dhanuraashi | Anything going on? |
| 2024-07-11 12:30 | Sumone | hiyookin |
| 2024-07-11 12:30 | Bogart | three shuriken at sanc e if some fus wants |
| 2024-07-11 12:23 | Sumone | this owl just keeps giving me dead rats....... |
| 2024-07-11 12:22 | Bogart | it's a verb |
| 2024-07-11 12:17 | Sumone | 100 change sex to [neuter|male|female] neuter? is that a sex? |
| 2024-07-11 12:07 | Sumone | i'll do it in morse code |
| 2024-07-11 12:07 | Bogart | who can do it? the muffin man can! |
| 2024-07-11 12:07 | Sumone | deal |
| 2024-07-11 12:07 | Eglarion | spell it out in qp tokens for me |
| 2024-07-11 12:06 | Sumone | i got a message for u to deliver |
| 2024-07-11 12:06 | Zevs | THE MUFFIN MAN!! |
| 2024-07-11 12:04 | Sumone | do you know the muffin man? |
| 2024-07-11 11:53 | Skunt | pls dont, they might take away me immortality cloak |
| 2024-07-11 11:52 | Eglarion | tinneh should always be reported, he's a suspicious sort |
| 2024-07-11 11:51 | Sumone | it's hot out there, i won't report u this time |
| 2024-07-11 11:51 | Skunt | lol, sorry. |
| 2024-07-11 11:50 | Sumone | that too |
| 2024-07-11 11:50 | Eglarion | can't all be the cows |
| 2024-07-11 11:50 | Eglarion | I was thinking it was the farts |
| 2024-07-11 11:50 | Sumone | all that smoking i be doing |
| 2024-07-11 11:50 | Eglarion | you caused all that global warming, sumn? |
| 2024-07-11 11:49 | Sumone | news flash it's now 84 degrees outside and going up |
| 2024-07-11 11:09 | Sumone | freeeeedoooom! |
| 2024-07-11 11:08 | Skunt | that sounds like many freedom units |
| 2024-07-11 11:08 | Sumone | going up to 112 today |
| 2024-07-11 11:08 | Sumone | it's already 80 degrees outside |
| 2024-07-11 11:08 | Sumone | news flash |
| 2024-07-11 11:07 | Skunt | cool |
| 2024-07-11 11:07 | Sumone | owl must be hiding in a barn somewhere i can't find them |
| 2024-07-11 10:53 | Sumone | only at the end of june |
| 2024-07-11 10:53 | Sumone | but i don't think the meter was removed then |
| 2024-07-11 10:52 | Sumone | although last months water bill was like 50 dollars lesss |
| 2024-07-11 10:52 | Sumone | yeah i'd say it's on them |
| 2024-07-11 10:52 | Sumone | idk why he needed to remove it in the first place |
| 2024-07-11 10:51 | Sumone | and never put it back on |
| 2024-07-11 10:51 | Sumone | he took it off |
| 2024-07-11 10:51 | Sumone | if we get a penalty gonna send it to them an say they need to pay this |
| 2024-07-11 10:51 | Sumone | saying we gonna probably get a penalty fine for it |
| 2024-07-11 10:51 | Alrin | Isn't that on the plumber at that point? |
| 2024-07-11 10:51 | Sumone | a ship fit |
| 2024-07-11 10:50 | Sumone | woops |
| 2024-07-11 10:50 | Sumone | water company comes out and have a shit fit |
| 2024-07-11 10:50 | Sumone | apparently he disconnected the water meter |
| 2024-07-11 10:50 | Sumone | so i had a plumber come out last month to redo the plumbin through the entire house |
| 2024-07-11 10:44 | Sumone | u look dead |