| Timestamp | Sender | Message |
| 2025-12-30 10:27 | Some | feel this, the u have. stay over there with it |
| 2025-12-30 10:27 | Glitch | nod, someone drag my assassin out of fails while I sort some spreadsheets |
| 2025-12-30 10:27 | Some | famiily mud |
| 2025-12-30 10:27 | Siclicky | eha time baby |
| 2025-12-30 10:27 | Siclicky | nice boons |
| 2025-12-30 10:26 | Siclicky | and certainly doesnt need to be tracked like it is |
| 2025-12-30 10:26 | Siclicky | i know jargon, but its something that could be automated |
| 2025-12-30 10:25 | Jargon | ... like nair? |
| 2025-12-30 10:25 | Wyr | they should include something in face lotion to prevent beards, then you'd never have to shave |
| 2025-12-30 10:25 | Drain | same thing. Tiger balm is like 2x icy hot |
| 2025-12-30 10:25 | Some | i suggest y'all should try it |
| 2025-12-30 10:25 | Jargon | Real life responsibilities has attached themselves to Coeus quite thoroughly unfortunately |
| 2025-12-30 10:25 | Some | u should try icy hot on the downthere |
| 2025-12-30 10:25 | Some | so |
| 2025-12-30 10:25 | Drain | and then taking a piss afterwards |
| 2025-12-30 10:25 | Drain | the worst is using tiger balm |
| 2025-12-30 10:24 | Siclicky | it is sad the qp runs are near nonexistant |
| 2025-12-30 10:24 | Some | doesn't even leave bumps |
| 2025-12-30 10:24 | Some | they have a special one for down there |
| 2025-12-30 10:24 | Jargon | Unless you're into that... don't wanna yuck your yum |
| 2025-12-30 10:24 | Wyr | ouch |
| 2025-12-30 10:23 | Yowl | yeah on the nether regions it BURNS |
| 2025-12-30 10:23 | Jargon | Also, don't use it for your nether regions supposedly |
| 2025-12-30 10:23 | Glitch | just make sure to use the facial hair one, and not the leg one as my buddy found out |
| 2025-12-30 10:23 | Yowl | laser hair removal? |
| 2025-12-30 10:23 | Glitch | there is Nair for facial hair |
| 2025-12-30 10:23 | Jargon | Nair? |
| 2025-12-30 10:23 | Wyr | there should be a cream you rub over your ears, and when you wipe it off it takes all the little hairs |
| 2025-12-30 10:22 | Some | i found out using a sodering gun is better less light flame damage |
| 2025-12-30 10:22 | Some | use a lightr? |
| 2025-12-30 10:22 | Siclicky | ear hair is disgusting, but it takes 3 seconds to get rid of |
| 2025-12-30 10:21 | Some | *twirls his hair* i don't get it |
| 2025-12-30 10:21 | Wyr | nod |
| 2025-12-30 10:21 | Kohapa | nod Wyr, and like a day later they are super long, like they are hiding inside the skin and then jump out |
| 2025-12-30 10:21 | Some | so cliche |
| 2025-12-30 10:21 | Mortician | the more u get rid of them, the more they grow |
| 2025-12-30 10:20 | Some | it's wisdom |
| 2025-12-30 10:20 | Siclicky | its cause your a democrat |
| 2025-12-30 10:20 | Wyr | it's like i think i've gotten them all but nope |
| 2025-12-30 10:20 | Wyr | i wanna know why these little hairs keep appearing on my ears |
| 2025-12-30 10:20 | Some | like seriiously *censored* |
| 2025-12-30 10:19 | Some | thta was not |
| 2025-12-30 10:19 | Some | how did this get to i'ma leave the mud |
| 2025-12-30 10:19 | Some | i m an extremist also |
| 2025-12-30 10:19 | Some | extremist |
| 2025-12-30 10:19 | Siclicky | dun have to drag a bunch of bad afkers around, private lord is still a thing |
| 2025-12-30 10:18 | Some | bad unions |
| 2025-12-30 10:18 | Torroth | but I still wouldn't drag a bunch of afkers around on bad scripts,I'd just find another mud to play :) |
| 2025-12-30 10:18 | Siclicky | and their lies every attempted change in this game, you piss off the elite, they leave |
| 2025-12-30 10:18 | Some | nm |
| 2025-12-30 10:18 | Some | ty unions for the weekends and 40 hour work weeks |
| 2025-12-30 10:18 | Wyr | as they should |
| 2025-12-30 10:18 | Mortician | but ppl will unionize and revolt |
| 2025-12-30 10:18 | Some | i m not impressed |
| 2025-12-30 10:18 | Some | good job |
| 2025-12-30 10:17 | Some | u used that moment for hate |
| 2025-12-30 10:17 | Mortician | ez timestamp on when item was created, if not after alleg request, dont accept :P |
| 2025-12-30 10:17 | Some | i know |
| 2025-12-30 10:17 | Some | just the moment |
| 2025-12-30 10:17 | Siclicky | thinking is not very high on my priority list |
| 2025-12-30 10:17 | Some | sure why not |
| 2025-12-30 10:17 | Some | but it'd be funny |
| 2025-12-30 10:17 | Some | did u think that through? |
| 2025-12-30 10:17 | Some | eh |
| 2025-12-30 10:16 | Siclicky | which is the only thing im interested in |
| 2025-12-30 10:16 | Siclicky | would def promote more groups |
| 2025-12-30 10:16 | Drain | good idea sic |
| 2025-12-30 10:15 | Siclicky | i wanted alleg to be more like the assassin daily quests, get an request from alleg, and you can only turn in what you looted after that request, not what you got stored away in lockers for 3 years |
| 2025-12-30 10:15 | Some | man quote an arguement or flame i have recently said |
| 2025-12-30 10:15 | Some | i agree with zaffer alleg has lord active |
| 2025-12-30 10:15 | Some | i find it fun |
| 2025-12-30 10:14 | Siclicky | ive suggested other changes to alleg before to |
| 2025-12-30 10:14 | Siclicky | im stating my beliefs on a tedious unfun quest |
| 2025-12-30 10:14 | Shifu | two diovas in a row is no more or less likely than anything else |
| 2025-12-30 10:14 | Some | where did getting a point system 1 point at a time get to changing rng payouts to 50%? |
| 2025-12-30 10:13 | Neilsen | yes daddy |
| 2025-12-30 10:13 | Neilsen | ;-) |
| 2025-12-30 10:13 | Siclicky | back in your cage bhyki |
| 2025-12-30 10:13 | Neilsen | ask him anout the 2x diovas in 60 seconda |
| 2025-12-30 10:13 | Neilsen | to zaffers point about rng. |
| 2025-12-30 10:13 | Siclicky | you could change the t0 reward percentage to 50% and i still wouldnt do alleg more than once or twice a month |
| 2025-12-30 10:12 | Sylas | or feel very different, anyway |
| 2025-12-30 10:12 | Sylas | they didn't, because too many things about the game would break |
| 2025-12-30 10:12 | Shifu | there's this lava lamp in Snikt's cave... |
| 2025-12-30 10:12 | Jargon | It's always going to be psuedo-rng even if they changed it |
| 2025-12-30 10:11 | Helcaraxe | And it's not really RNG... It's very pseudo-RNG. Unless they changed from the base. |
| 2025-12-30 10:11 | Helcaraxe | Same reason you hit a couple of nil stabs in a row. |
| 2025-12-30 10:10 | Some | that's what u choosee |
| 2025-12-30 10:10 | Siclicky | the ghosts in the 1's and 0's says otherwise |
| 2025-12-30 10:10 | Some | i gave u alot |
| 2025-12-30 10:10 | Some | focus on that |
| 2025-12-30 10:10 | Helcaraxe | It's not buggy. It's based on the RNG |
| 2025-12-30 10:10 | Jargon | If it's eating you so deeply; why not give them the one you got? |
| 2025-12-30 10:10 | Some | backstory irrelevant to said situation |
| 2025-12-30 10:10 | Siclicky | alleg is so buggy he coulda handed out 3 spirit guards in a row |
| 2025-12-30 10:10 | Some | tht's the fuel to the idea |
| 2025-12-30 10:10 | Some | u focused on the wrong thing |
| 2025-12-30 10:10 | Some | that's not the point |
| 2025-12-30 10:10 | Some | i don't expect u to get it nor even care |
| 2025-12-30 10:10 | Siclicky | how did you steal a spirit guard |