| Timestamp | Sender | Message |
| 2026-08-05 21:01 | Tyberos | I finally got through and ordered my HOGaway, it just arrived! |
| 2026-08-05 20:56 | Slar | it's so hard to get good service these days |
| 2026-08-05 20:55 | Tyberos | It seems I've been put on hold for about 5 minutes |
| 2026-08-05 20:51 | Mishraa | call 216-BG5-2368, we are ready to believe you. |
| 2026-08-05 20:50 | Slar | i mean, it's toll-free, there's no cost... until you join the group |
| 2026-08-05 20:50 | Alien | keep the phone ringing sum... dont pick up :P |
| 2026-08-05 20:50 | Tyberos | Lets see how long it rings |
| 2026-08-05 20:50 | Alien | did you sign up for sum-con-all.com? |
| 2026-08-05 20:50 | Forseti | you can call me, Al |
| 2026-08-05 20:50 | Trembles | kars 4 kids? |
| 2026-08-05 20:50 | Sumogr | u can call my hotline |
| 2026-08-05 20:50 | Vanhelsing | ghostbusters? |
| 2026-08-05 20:50 | Tyberos | Can I call a different phone number |
| 2026-08-05 20:50 | Alien | so call now. +1800 sum-more-eha |
| 2026-08-05 20:49 | Lambonuke | free deaths if you call now |
| 2026-08-05 20:49 | Trembles | going out for business sale? |
| 2026-08-05 20:49 | Sumogr | :P |
| 2026-08-05 20:48 | Alien | if you order now |
| 2026-08-05 20:48 | Forseti | we found these 32940857234875 boxes in the stockroom, hidden way back there |
| 2026-08-05 20:48 | Alien | but wait, there's more... |
| 2026-08-05 20:48 | Lambonuke | everything must go |
| 2026-08-05 20:48 | Vanhelsing | all furniture 50% off |
| 2026-08-05 20:47 | Sumogr | last ever eha going out of buusiness |
| 2026-08-05 20:07 | Sumogr | beck eha going out of business |
| 2026-08-05 19:35 | Sumogr | first call |
| 2026-08-05 19:29 | Torvald | oo spell duration ftw |
| 2026-08-05 19:06 | Sumogr | gratz |
| 2026-08-05 19:05 | Sumogr | last call |
| 2026-08-05 19:01 | Byki | so poor |
| 2026-08-05 19:01 | Byki | yeah only 169k on this |
| 2026-08-05 19:01 | Andarielle | i'm just looking at my sad bank account |
| 2026-08-05 19:00 | Byki | im too busy bidding on 64 |
| 2026-08-05 19:00 | Iaw | im bidding on 70 a lot |
| 2026-08-05 19:00 | Xykoi | don't think I'll bid on 70 anymore though! |
| 2026-08-05 19:00 | Pointer | definitely have seen some "log off, log on alt, bid, log other alt back on" behavior at otherwise odd hours |
| 2026-08-05 19:00 | Xykoi | I dunno but anyone else but I'm bidding manually :) |
| 2026-08-05 19:00 | Sumogr | beckon or else |
| 2026-08-05 18:59 | Kabrakan | typing action, action, action! |
| 2026-08-05 18:59 | Ryoki | or odd timing |
| 2026-08-05 18:59 | Ryoki | no, just fast typing |
| 2026-08-05 18:59 | Boneitis | mmm, auction bots? |
| 2026-08-05 18:41 | Neighborhood | gratz |
| 2026-08-05 18:40 | Ryoki | preaching, air qp and eelord unlock |
| 2026-08-05 18:39 | Sums | ok brt |
| 2026-08-05 18:38 | Ryoki | no, bring me the bld |
| 2026-08-05 18:38 | Sums | preached? |
| 2026-08-05 18:38 | Warlock | you wont be the first, or the last i'll wager |
| 2026-08-05 18:37 | Vanhelsing | i'll just go back to soloing lord is to much drama |
| 2026-08-05 18:35 | Ryoki | maybe we knock out eelord unlock, too |
| 2026-08-05 18:34 | Ryoki | beckon air qp - 2e |
| 2026-08-05 18:33 | Ryoki | air qp 2e |
| 2026-08-05 18:29 | Sums | tbf i clench also :P |
| 2026-08-05 18:28 | Whemmisical | ohh sorry mispelled that should have been Some runs :p |
| 2026-08-05 18:28 | Whemmisical | you think Sum Runs should have an experience boon? |
| 2026-08-05 18:27 | Warlock | that's what she said |
| 2026-08-05 18:27 | Sums | lol |
| 2026-08-05 18:27 | Alune | following sum gives +str, extra strong muscles from all the clenching |
| 2026-08-05 18:26 | Sums | ^ |
| 2026-08-05 18:26 | Ryoki | following sum givesyou a 1.5x tnl multiplier to account for all the deaths |
| 2026-08-05 18:26 | Sums | ha |
| 2026-08-05 18:26 | Warlock | well maybe, no one's ever lived to say for sure |
| 2026-08-05 18:25 | Sums | yes |
| 2026-08-05 18:25 | Alune | does wildcard sometimes just randomly explode and wipe the group? |
| 2026-08-05 18:25 | Sums | : |
| 2026-08-05 18:24 | Sums | any of my alts are wildcard! |
| 2026-08-05 18:24 | Sums | mandel alt are +5con/dex |
| 2026-08-05 18:24 | Sums | if a zaffer alt follower +5 int/wis |
| 2026-08-05 18:23 | Sums | up to 1000% |
| 2026-08-05 18:23 | Mean | racial fae friends: ents get 10% additional xp for each spr in group |
| 2026-08-05 18:23 | Sums | when an ent and sprite are in a group, exp is doubled! |
| 2026-08-05 18:22 | Sums | let them share it |
| 2026-08-05 18:22 | Sums | here give the sprite some of the ent's tnl |
| 2026-08-05 18:22 | Ryoki | with a 1.5x pal modifier |
| 2026-08-05 18:22 | Sums | lol |
| 2026-08-05 18:22 | Armagedon | spr tnl does need to be higher |
| 2026-08-05 18:22 | Ryoki | reroll the mutant sprites. |
| 2026-08-05 18:22 | Ryoki | retroactive as well |
| 2026-08-05 18:22 | Visaran | you shut your mouth |
| 2026-08-05 18:22 | Sums | mc |
| 2026-08-05 18:21 | Sums | sprite tnl should be 5k |
| 2026-08-05 17:54 | Warlock | Trailerpark doesn't exist on this Realm as a player. |
| 2026-08-05 17:35 | Yuzuum | gearbox @2e fol yuz |
| 2026-08-05 17:30 | Lambochop | happy anniversary to you too my friend |
| 2026-08-05 17:29 | Vellum | not too too badly |
| 2026-08-05 17:29 | Lambochop | hows it going |
| 2026-08-05 17:29 | Vellum | happy anniverary month to all |
| 2026-08-05 17:29 | Kyla | hey vellums |
| 2026-08-05 17:29 | Vellum | hi all |
| 2026-08-05 17:29 | Visaran | hay paper |
| 2026-08-05 17:29 | Armathus | Hey Vellum |
| 2026-08-05 17:29 | Sumbld | all says hello to paper |
| 2026-08-05 17:28 | Vellum | Paper says hello to all! |
| 2026-08-05 16:49 | Yuzuum | qp @2e fol yuz |
| 2026-08-05 16:47 | Mackenzie | i think imp wants to |
| 2026-08-05 16:46 | Sumogr | someone leading qp? |
| 2026-08-05 16:33 | Harromir | beckon a couple hitters |
| 2026-08-05 16:19 | Kabrakan | With TJ Hooker |
| 2026-08-05 16:19 | Ryoki | and hookers, the kind who play rugby. |
| 2026-08-05 16:19 | Kabrakan | with blackjack |
| 2026-08-05 16:19 | Kabrakan | we'll make our own QP run |