| Timestamp | Sender | Message |
| 2024-07-05 15:54 | Mepharic | he needs 25 levels :P |
| 2024-07-05 15:54 | Corax | shoulda waited until 500 you would have had more mana |
| 2024-07-05 15:24 | Lupee | *prosecutor |
| 2024-07-05 15:24 | Lupee | a buddy was a assist-prosector for a county right out of law school. dude gets up for plea, judge asks, "mr so-and-so, on the charge of attempted murder, how do you plead?" dude goes, "ATTEMPTED?! WHAT?! HE LIVED?!?!" pub-def is like "SHUT UP SHUT UP!" and covers the mike. damage already done... |
| 2024-07-05 15:22 | Blaset | same number, different efficiency. |
| 2024-07-05 15:22 | Blaset | heh lup |
| 2024-07-05 15:22 | Corax | yet somehow you have below the average number of brain |
| 2024-07-05 15:22 | Blaset | I'm saying that for pretty much any body part, most people have above the average number of them |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Lupee | it's like the courtroom story: def: "how can you be so sure the vicim was dead if you didn't perform any tests?! couldn't he have still been alive?!" coroner-witness: "b/c his brain was in a jar on my desk, but sure, I guess he could have been prac'ing law somewhere..." |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Corax | sorry I pulled a mandel and didn't read properly |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Corax | oh |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Corax | I stand by that, I guarantee it |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Blaset | that's the crux of my argument! |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Corax | no because you could say noses but I bet there's more people with no nose than 2 noses |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Blaset | except human tails. |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Blaset | regardless of 'standard' part count |
| 2024-07-05 15:20 | Blaset | so, I'll put money on the average person exceeding the average number for any body part |
| 2024-07-05 15:20 | Lupee | ah ok.. true. there are some folks that have no tongue I suppose |
| 2024-07-05 15:20 | Blaset | sorry |
| 2024-07-05 15:20 | Blaset | < 1 |
| 2024-07-05 15:19 | Blaset | right, so what I'm saying Lupee is that the average number of tongues is almost certainly > 1 |
| 2024-07-05 15:19 | Lupee | it's still the same tongue, just bifricated |
| 2024-07-05 15:19 | Blaset | I'm just making some educated guesses. |
| 2024-07-05 15:19 | Corax | how do you know all of this |
| 2024-07-05 15:19 | Blaset | or tongues. more tongue-less people than double-tongued. |
| 2024-07-05 15:18 | Corax | too many qxl number counters in here |
| 2024-07-05 15:18 | Sarupaul | gotta make sure your spawn is healthy when its birthed |
| 2024-07-05 15:18 | Blaset | why not singular? I'm betting more folks have lost one of them than have an extra, IE noses |
| 2024-07-05 15:18 | Lupee | I heard counting them is... hard |
| 2024-07-05 15:18 | Corax | y'all need bhyss |
| 2024-07-05 15:18 | Corax | shudder |
| 2024-07-05 15:18 | Sarupaul | why not |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Corax | why are you counting my nipples |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Corax | only body parts of which there are two |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Blaset | Boar's eleven nipples can't possible raise the average enough to mess with that. |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Corax | no |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Blaset | So it would be safe to assume that the same holds true for pretty much any body part? |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Lupee | yup! |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Corax | the existence of even a single one-eyed person reduces it from 2 |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Corax | that's true |
| 2024-07-05 15:16 | Lupee | anyways. y'all wanna hear a stat that sounds fake, but is true? Fact: "Most people have the above average number of eyes." |
| 2024-07-05 15:16 | Blaset | I'm not your pal, bud. |
| 2024-07-05 15:16 | Corax | you're on thin ice pal |
| 2024-07-05 15:16 | Blaset | I'm just a dude, bro |
| 2024-07-05 15:15 | Corax | mandel's just rude |
| 2024-07-05 15:15 | Blaset | It *is* an awful image |
| 2024-07-05 15:15 | Lupee | we're talking about the joke still, right? |
| 2024-07-05 15:15 | Corax | [Everybody disliked that] |
| 2024-07-05 15:15 | Corax | :| |
| 2024-07-05 15:14 | Blaset | they weren't greasy until they patted your head..... |
| 2024-07-05 15:14 | Corax | get your greasy paws off me |
| 2024-07-05 15:14 | Blaset | *pat pat* |
| 2024-07-05 15:13 | Corax | yeah I waited to type that |
| 2024-07-05 15:13 | Corax | but he's a-gobblin'! |
| 2024-07-05 15:13 | Blaset | he's not a goblin |
| 2024-07-05 15:11 | Corax | I'll remember that next time arry asks for spells |
| 2024-07-05 15:11 | Blaset | Sorry, no spells for goblins |
| 2024-07-05 15:11 | Lupee | the math checks out |
| 2024-07-05 15:10 | Corax | yes |
| 2024-07-05 15:10 | Lupee | is it Wendies in eragora then? |
| 2024-07-05 15:10 | Corax | sir this is a wendy's |
| 2024-07-05 15:10 | Lupee | I'm making notes.. |
| 2024-07-05 15:10 | Lupee | which letter is different when you're in eragora vs regular mid? |
| 2024-07-05 15:09 | Corax | eragora is entirely separate from sanctum et. al |
| 2024-07-05 15:09 | Corax | Nope |
| 2024-07-05 15:09 | Gwladus | Are you not spelled the same in both places? |
| 2024-07-05 15:09 | Gobblegork | anyone available to spell me in eragora? |
| 2024-07-05 14:25 | Abadon | ok full |
| 2024-07-05 14:23 | Abadon | sanc d w |
| 2024-07-05 14:23 | Abadon | anyone want to hit for me |
| 2024-07-05 14:20 | Hippy | wait until 500 |
| 2024-07-05 14:19 | Abadon | seven levels till i can morph again |
| 2024-07-05 13:37 | Tissel | i remember when i used to work in the mob |
| 2024-07-05 13:19 | Radzin | Glyph@2e |
| 2024-07-05 12:44 | Someone | not this game *gasp* |
| 2024-07-05 12:44 | Jukka | some people don't even lead! |
| 2024-07-05 12:43 | Visaran | them sums! |
| 2024-07-05 12:43 | Someone | respect that at least you move faster than most other players, was less than 2 minutes from beckon to you being gone, most people sit around for 15 minutes even with a full group lol |
| 2024-07-05 12:41 | Abadon | running |
| 2024-07-05 12:40 | Fusator | beckons for hitters then doesn't respond, nice |
| 2024-07-05 12:36 | Abadon | sanc d w |
| 2024-07-05 12:36 | Abadon | anyone want to hit for me |
| 2024-07-05 12:36 | Toutius | mmm, one of the items I got from the eagles yesterday turned into 5 qp! |
| 2024-07-05 12:02 | Lasiter | run@2e |
| 2024-07-05 10:23 | Swiftkick | anyone else |
| 2024-07-05 10:19 | Swiftkick | beckon any heros not running lord let me drag you around for 3 k worth of exp |
| 2024-07-05 10:18 | Hayami | anyone else? |
| 2024-07-05 10:12 | Hayami | Borely@2e |
| 2024-07-05 09:25 | Byki | sure! |
| 2024-07-05 09:25 | Swan | can I bring Jelly instead? |
| 2024-07-05 09:25 | Byki | beckon dimish :P |
| 2024-07-05 09:23 | Byki | borely@2e |
| 2024-07-05 09:22 | Ghaik | leet hacker |
| 2024-07-05 09:21 | Smask | stop cheating ghaik, ill report u |
| 2024-07-05 09:21 | Byki | Borely@2e |
| 2024-07-05 07:49 | Corona | iso hitter/rescuer |
| 2024-07-05 07:12 | Defiled | beckon 2e, death tamer run - preaching |
| 2024-07-05 07:03 | Defiled | beckon 2e |
| 2024-07-05 06:25 | Habanero | Coeus* |
| 2024-07-05 06:24 | Habanero | anyone done Duke Z and found scrap for Coues quest yet, or looked there and found nothing? |