| Timestamp | Sender | Message |
| 2024-07-05 16:52 | Net | look at ronaldo smiling, trying to change the image of a crying boy |
| 2024-07-05 16:52 | Ryoki | Not ill, just not at work |
| 2024-07-05 16:51 | Sylas | are you ill, mandel? |
| 2024-07-05 16:51 | Abadon | need ta remort |
| 2024-07-05 16:51 | Abadon | more!!! |
| 2024-07-05 16:51 | Ryoki | hmmmm? |
| 2024-07-05 16:34 | Ryoki | rather well for a change *duck* |
| 2024-07-05 16:07 | Ryoki | bring whatever |
| 2024-07-05 16:07 | Ryoki | exp |
| 2024-07-05 16:07 | Meliora | what flavour? |
| 2024-07-05 16:07 | Ryoki | anyone else coming for lord? |
| 2024-07-05 16:05 | Ryoki | beckon lord healer |
| 2024-07-05 16:04 | Abadon | demonos |
| 2024-07-05 15:56 | Corax | you lead hero you can lead lord |
| 2024-07-05 15:56 | Abadon | nah ill just wait till lord group |
| 2024-07-05 15:56 | Corax | sounds plausible |
| 2024-07-05 15:55 | Below | that's what I heard |
| 2024-07-05 15:55 | Abadon | lol |
| 2024-07-05 15:55 | Blaset | soooo follow abadon for lord exp? |
| 2024-07-05 15:55 | Below | he's on the lord path of: "get in, and then get out" |
| 2024-07-05 15:55 | Corax | oh ok |
| 2024-07-05 15:54 | Mepharic | he needs 25 levels :P |
| 2024-07-05 15:54 | Corax | shoulda waited until 500 you would have had more mana |
| 2024-07-05 15:24 | Lupee | *prosecutor |
| 2024-07-05 15:24 | Lupee | a buddy was a assist-prosector for a county right out of law school. dude gets up for plea, judge asks, "mr so-and-so, on the charge of attempted murder, how do you plead?" dude goes, "ATTEMPTED?! WHAT?! HE LIVED?!?!" pub-def is like "SHUT UP SHUT UP!" and covers the mike. damage already done... |
| 2024-07-05 15:22 | Blaset | same number, different efficiency. |
| 2024-07-05 15:22 | Blaset | heh lup |
| 2024-07-05 15:22 | Corax | yet somehow you have below the average number of brain |
| 2024-07-05 15:22 | Blaset | I'm saying that for pretty much any body part, most people have above the average number of them |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Lupee | it's like the courtroom story: def: "how can you be so sure the vicim was dead if you didn't perform any tests?! couldn't he have still been alive?!" coroner-witness: "b/c his brain was in a jar on my desk, but sure, I guess he could have been prac'ing law somewhere..." |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Corax | sorry I pulled a mandel and didn't read properly |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Corax | oh |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Corax | I stand by that, I guarantee it |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Blaset | that's the crux of my argument! |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Corax | no because you could say noses but I bet there's more people with no nose than 2 noses |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Blaset | except human tails. |
| 2024-07-05 15:21 | Blaset | regardless of 'standard' part count |
| 2024-07-05 15:20 | Blaset | so, I'll put money on the average person exceeding the average number for any body part |
| 2024-07-05 15:20 | Lupee | ah ok.. true. there are some folks that have no tongue I suppose |
| 2024-07-05 15:20 | Blaset | sorry |
| 2024-07-05 15:20 | Blaset | < 1 |
| 2024-07-05 15:19 | Blaset | right, so what I'm saying Lupee is that the average number of tongues is almost certainly > 1 |
| 2024-07-05 15:19 | Lupee | it's still the same tongue, just bifricated |
| 2024-07-05 15:19 | Blaset | I'm just making some educated guesses. |
| 2024-07-05 15:19 | Corax | how do you know all of this |
| 2024-07-05 15:19 | Blaset | or tongues. more tongue-less people than double-tongued. |
| 2024-07-05 15:18 | Corax | too many qxl number counters in here |
| 2024-07-05 15:18 | Sarupaul | gotta make sure your spawn is healthy when its birthed |
| 2024-07-05 15:18 | Blaset | why not singular? I'm betting more folks have lost one of them than have an extra, IE noses |
| 2024-07-05 15:18 | Lupee | I heard counting them is... hard |
| 2024-07-05 15:18 | Corax | y'all need bhyss |
| 2024-07-05 15:18 | Corax | shudder |
| 2024-07-05 15:18 | Sarupaul | why not |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Corax | why are you counting my nipples |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Corax | only body parts of which there are two |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Blaset | Boar's eleven nipples can't possible raise the average enough to mess with that. |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Corax | no |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Blaset | So it would be safe to assume that the same holds true for pretty much any body part? |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Lupee | yup! |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Corax | the existence of even a single one-eyed person reduces it from 2 |
| 2024-07-05 15:17 | Corax | that's true |
| 2024-07-05 15:16 | Lupee | anyways. y'all wanna hear a stat that sounds fake, but is true? Fact: "Most people have the above average number of eyes." |
| 2024-07-05 15:16 | Blaset | I'm not your pal, bud. |
| 2024-07-05 15:16 | Corax | you're on thin ice pal |
| 2024-07-05 15:16 | Blaset | I'm just a dude, bro |
| 2024-07-05 15:15 | Corax | mandel's just rude |
| 2024-07-05 15:15 | Blaset | It *is* an awful image |
| 2024-07-05 15:15 | Lupee | we're talking about the joke still, right? |
| 2024-07-05 15:15 | Corax | [Everybody disliked that] |
| 2024-07-05 15:15 | Corax | :| |
| 2024-07-05 15:14 | Blaset | they weren't greasy until they patted your head..... |
| 2024-07-05 15:14 | Corax | get your greasy paws off me |
| 2024-07-05 15:14 | Blaset | *pat pat* |
| 2024-07-05 15:13 | Corax | yeah I waited to type that |
| 2024-07-05 15:13 | Corax | but he's a-gobblin'! |
| 2024-07-05 15:13 | Blaset | he's not a goblin |
| 2024-07-05 15:11 | Corax | I'll remember that next time arry asks for spells |
| 2024-07-05 15:11 | Blaset | Sorry, no spells for goblins |
| 2024-07-05 15:11 | Lupee | the math checks out |
| 2024-07-05 15:10 | Corax | yes |
| 2024-07-05 15:10 | Lupee | is it Wendies in eragora then? |
| 2024-07-05 15:10 | Corax | sir this is a wendy's |
| 2024-07-05 15:10 | Lupee | I'm making notes.. |
| 2024-07-05 15:10 | Lupee | which letter is different when you're in eragora vs regular mid? |
| 2024-07-05 15:09 | Corax | eragora is entirely separate from sanctum et. al |
| 2024-07-05 15:09 | Corax | Nope |
| 2024-07-05 15:09 | Gwladus | Are you not spelled the same in both places? |
| 2024-07-05 15:09 | Gobblegork | anyone available to spell me in eragora? |
| 2024-07-05 14:25 | Abadon | ok full |
| 2024-07-05 14:23 | Abadon | sanc d w |
| 2024-07-05 14:23 | Abadon | anyone want to hit for me |
| 2024-07-05 14:20 | Hippy | wait until 500 |
| 2024-07-05 14:19 | Abadon | seven levels till i can morph again |
| 2024-07-05 13:37 | Tissel | i remember when i used to work in the mob |
| 2024-07-05 13:19 | Radzin | Glyph@2e |
| 2024-07-05 12:44 | Someone | not this game *gasp* |
| 2024-07-05 12:44 | Jukka | some people don't even lead! |
| 2024-07-05 12:43 | Visaran | them sums! |
| 2024-07-05 12:43 | Someone | respect that at least you move faster than most other players, was less than 2 minutes from beckon to you being gone, most people sit around for 15 minutes even with a full group lol |
| 2024-07-05 12:41 | Abadon | running |